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Dad Jokes Captions for Instagram
Groan-worthy dad jokes for your feed
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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing it.
3
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
4
I would tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.
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What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
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How do you organise a space party? You planet.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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